Posted 4 days ago

dontneedyourheroact:

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’

Posted 4 days ago

coelasquid:

onmyhonoritry:

Halloween flamingos from Florida

I was going to buy some of these for my dad years ago, but I think they were sold out or something when I went back for them and I told him “Yeah, I wanted to get these for you but I can’t now” and he’s just like “That’s fine I already have four”

Posted 1 week ago

curlicuecal:

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> trolls of tumblr, alternia edition

Posted 1 week ago

I WILL BE DISAPPEARING FROM THE INTERNET for, like, all of September. Give or take a handful of days somewhere in the middle.

This is because my parents and I are moving to Florida and, in the family tradition, we are doing this as a road trip. Then after a few days, my sister is moving to Las Vegas for the next stage of her PT clinicals and, as aforementioned tradition, is also doing this as a road trip. I don’t get to see my sisters a lot because they are all older than me and we spread out across the US for college, so I’m going with her. Because sisterly bonding. Also we’re going to go see the Grand Canyon so that should be fun.

I fly back to Florida on Cctober 3rd or something so I’ll be back to tumblr then. Anyway, the point of this is I am not suddenly ignoring you when I stop liking/reblogging your things, and send me a fanmail or something if you want me to see a post. Feel free to fill up my inbox. It’ll be nice to come back to~

Posted 1 week ago
wait did u say murderous pumpinks because i know a game where this is TOTALLY a thing.

murderous vegetables should be a thing in every game, honestly (also what game? *curiosity*)

Posted 1 week ago

bonnyanne:

epochryphal:

aromanticaardvark:

leerans:

thewordsmithy:

merrilly:

the term “aro-ace” is especially lovely because it also sounds like “arrow ace.” are you aromantic and asexual or are you an incredibly skilled and deadly archer. surprise, you’re both

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Let’s not forget the original arrow ace: 

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ARTEMIS JOKE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

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Posted 1 week ago

“That helps them when they need to fight or when they need to stand up for themselves, because they don’t feel as if they’re already on the back foot.”

(Source: theon-greyjoy)

Posted 1 week ago
ANIMATE BLOODTHIRSTY PUMPKINS srsly you scared the shit out of me ._____.

I think that particular thought was inspired by the vampiric squash in Digger.  And also by the homicidal plant things that show up in the first book of the Avatar series, but mostly the vampiric squash. Digger is such a good webcomic and you should all read it.

Posted 1 week ago

NO BUT THE TIME OF TROUBLES

It’s about people coming face to face with the divine (or alternately being COMPLETELY ABANDONED) and it’s gloriously apocalyptic and the plants are eating people and armies of wolves are marching off to do whatever and magic is unpredictable and some people (cities cultures civilizations whatever the right word is) know what’s going on, but so many people DON’T

And it’s such a weird time for faith and on the one hand you’ve got Midnight dragging her friends all around half the continent looking for the Tablets but on the other hand you’ve got farmers who just keep on keeping on and pick up the family sword because WELP THE PUMPKINS ARE ANIMATE AND BLOODTHIRSTY TODAY

And I want a million stories about the villages that convert en masse to demon worship because you just KNOW there were fiends taking advantage of this and the villages that set up committees dedicated to figuring out how to deal with this day’s weird catastrophe and the errant paladins who don’t have power anymore, but keep traveling and trying to help people (and the countless paladins who spent the entire time freaking out and thinking they’d fallen - and then the ‘fallen’ paladins who go FUCK IT and turn full blackguard vs the ‘fallen’ paladins who create support groups and then after the Time of Troubles you’ve got these alliances between paladins of all different faiths because THEY WEATHERED THE TROUBLES TOGETHER) AND I JUST

IT’S SUCH A FASCINATING SETTING WHY AREN’T THERE MORE THINGS DEDICATED TO TORIL-DURING-THE-TIME-OF-TROUBLES????

Posted 1 week ago

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What was the Time of Troubles like in Rashemen? Because we know from the avatar series that weird shit was going on with nature and magic in western and central Faerun, at least, but then there’s Rashemen. Which is ruled by the power of its spirits just as much as by the gods, right? (that’s the impression I got from MotB, anyway…) So did the elementals and telthor and whatnot keep things running pretty smoothly even with the gods walking the earth? HMMM

Posted 1 week ago

(Source: dont-cave-in)

Posted 1 week ago

thebigbearcave:

evoroil:

thebigbearcave:

Toph Tuesday!

*STAMP OF APPROVAL*

Toph is approved! Royal House Bei Fong, Lord of Melons, Ruler of Earth, Supreme Metalbender, Team Avatar, titles titles

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

tulipnight:

Autumn Apogee by ildikoneer on Flickr.

Posted 1 week ago

weeniehutuniversity:

xxhomosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me