Posted 12 hours ago
monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”


AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

Posted 14 hours ago

ddemotivators:

Sensates

by dramatic flare and Yora

Posted 16 hours ago

So if you like to share other people’s art from deviantART on this site, I have something to show you

yellowis4happy:

First, make sure your artist hasn’t expressed anything like this:

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Because if you see that it really makes more fucking sense to just click on the link and reblog the art from the artist’s blog.

Okay, if you’ve checked for any links like that and you don’t see any, go to the top right-hand corner of the screen.

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Look at that, they have a handy share option! If there isn’t one of these, it means the artist’s hid it on purpose and therefore probably doesn’t want you posting their art on other websites, so you should leave it alone. If there is one, click on the section with the Tumblr logo.

A little window like this should pop up:

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Now click the “create post” button.

When you visit your dashboard, you should see something like this:

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Check out those circled areas - deviantART’s done you the favor of sourcing that shit not once, but twice! How handy is that. 

Now that I’ve shown you this fantastic tool, I fully expect you to use it when you’re posting dA art here! If you don’t, you’re a fucking asshole. Although if you didn’t know about this before, there’s still no fucking reason why you couldn’t have just added a link to the original art yourself and given credit to the original artist, is there?

Posted 1 day ago

Oh for fuck’s sake, Sword Art Online

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Posted 1 day ago
urtube:

youpickitrs:

-nostalgia intensifies-

Classic

urtube:

youpickitrs:

-nostalgia intensifies-

Classic

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

Posted 1 day ago

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

(Source: yinqors)

Posted 1 day ago

ridingrootless:

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Well. That just happened.

Posted 1 day ago

elletheace:

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING

Posted 2 days ago

SO curiosityconfusion tagged me in a thing to post 5 facts about myself. HERE WE GO

  1. I like pretty little boxes, but I never have anything to put in them, so I end up with fancy, empty containers cluttering my space oops
  2. Speaking of things I collect and then never use: Necklaces. Shiny pretty necklaces and/or charms/pendants. I’ll go like a week where I remember I have them and wear one every day, but then I forget and they just sit around looking pretty.
  3. I wear glasses and will probably never switch to contacts, because the concept kind of squicks me out.
  4. I moved around a lot growing up, and the idea that I might get a job somewhere and spend the rest of my life in one place is strange to me.
  5. I think a lot about word choice when I’m talking to people, and it frustrates me when I can’t remember a word when I know it exists.

And to tag people in the custom of tumblr things: aldrovanda, belovedbyblood, drackomancer, imsopopfly , toasterwarlock

Posted 2 days ago

almare:

Important Things To Know How to Say In Quenya

Very not serious. I am bored.

Massë i masta ná? || Where is the cake?

Merin matë i masta. || I would like to eat the cake.

Ma masta mára len? || Do you like cake?

Ecë nin harya i masta? || May I have the cake?

Manen polin netë i masta? || How can I get the cake?

Ma castan in aldar quétar? || Why are the trees talking?

Elda tana yulmëa ná. Mana esserya? || That elf is hot. What is their name?

Ma castan yúralwë? || Why are we running?

I lapatelli vanimallë nar. || The rabbits are cute.

Ma ecéniël huan sina? || Have you seen this dog?

Nalyë úvanima ar amillelya cilë larmalyar. || You’re ugly and your mother chooses your clothes.

My constructs:

yulmëa “hot” from yulmë "smouldering heat"

(yes I know it probably doesn’t make sense for them to have the same colloquialisms but crack so :P)

lapattelli “rabbits” from lapatte “hare” + llë diminutive suffix

vanimallë “cute” from vanima beautiful +llë diminutive suffix

Posted 2 days ago

kokodokoko:

just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all

(Source: rururupansansei)

Posted 2 days ago
galesofnovember:

poutymaru:

poutymaru:

I BOUGHT THE BABY A DOLL BED WHILE GARAGE SALE SHOPPING THINKING SHE WOULD JUST SNIFF AT IT AND NEVER SLEEP IN IT BUT SHE ABSOLUTELY ADORES IT AND HASN’T GOTTEN OUT OF IT IM SO HAPPY LOOK AT MY BABYDOLL

I’m so fucking happy this is getting notes this is the only post of mine that deserves this many notes please help me make it more popular than that awful fucking yeehaw post of mine

this post deserves a million notes because this person bought their cat a thing and the cat actually liked the thing and is using the thing as it is intended.  this is an actual miracle. 

galesofnovember:

poutymaru:

poutymaru:

I BOUGHT THE BABY A DOLL BED WHILE GARAGE SALE SHOPPING THINKING SHE WOULD JUST SNIFF AT IT AND NEVER SLEEP IN IT BUT SHE ABSOLUTELY ADORES IT AND HASN’T GOTTEN OUT OF IT IM SO HAPPY LOOK AT MY BABYDOLL

I’m so fucking happy this is getting notes this is the only post of mine that deserves this many notes please help me make it more popular than that awful fucking yeehaw post of mine

this post deserves a million notes because this person bought their cat a thing and the cat actually liked the thing and is using the thing as it is intended.  this is an actual miracle. 

Posted 2 days ago

killyhawk:

Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this

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Posted 2 days ago

whyswhoswhats:

shiraglassman:

candykaiju:

r u for real

this is 100% certified cute

A BABY

(Source: adorablesnakes)

Posted 2 days ago

zoewashburne:

What were your inspirations, especially since [Tauriel] is a completely created character; what brought you to bring that power because there were a lot of ways you could have played that role that would have been along the lines of what we usually see for a girl in an action movie where she’s not in the adventure, she’s the prize…?

 

(Source: halfabubble)